Toblerone has changed the shape of its chocolate bars so that they look the same but have less chocolate.

"AntiSpeed" (AntiSpeed) 11/08/2016 at 15:20 • Filed to: None

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THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE THING THAT COULD HAPPEN TODAY.

My hovercraft is full of eels > AntiSpeed 11/08/2016 at 15:22

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Takuro Spirit > AntiSpeed 11/08/2016 at 15:22

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AntiSpeed 11/08/2016 at 15:23

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Wow that’s some shitty cost-cutting right there.

JeepJeremy > AntiSpeed 11/08/2016 at 15:24

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This was discussed on NPR this morning. Thanks for posting a pic. I was curious about how different the candy bar looked.

TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo > AntiSpeed 11/08/2016 at 15:25

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Somewhere else on the internets, this new Toblerone got called the padded bra of candy bars

For Sweden > AntiSpeed 11/08/2016 at 15:25

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Good

Chocolate is disgusting

Takuro Spirit > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/08/2016 at 15:25

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Its like Kit Kat robbing you of chocolate by embossing their name in it.

Urambo Tauro > AntiSpeed 11/08/2016 at 15:26

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Less chocolate, same great price!

#pyramidscheme

AntiSpeed > My hovercraft is full of eels 11/08/2016 at 15:26

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The timing is highly suspect. They thought they could just fly this under the radar.

#MAKETOBLERONECHOCOLATEYAGAIN

EL_ULY > For Sweden 11/08/2016 at 15:26

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Dog!

MonkeePuzzle > For Sweden 11/08/2016 at 15:26

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except white chocolate. white chocolate is best. is only good chocolate

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > JeepJeremy 11/08/2016 at 15:27

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Even NPR isn’t above chocolate

AntiSpeed > For Sweden 11/08/2016 at 15:28

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ttyymmnn > AntiSpeed 11/08/2016 at 15:28

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > AntiSpeed 11/08/2016 at 15:29

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The chocolate ration has been increased to twenty grams from last week’s paltry thirty grams.

For Sweden > MonkeePuzzle 11/08/2016 at 15:29

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true

LongbowMkII > For Sweden 11/08/2016 at 15:31

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of all your hot taeks this is the hottest. I hope Sweden is re-annexed by Russia.

AntiSpeed > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/08/2016 at 15:32

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The shitty thing is that they could have either kept it the same and raised the price slightly, or put in like 40g less chocolate but keep the price and the packaging the same size to fool consumers.

Leon711 > AntiSpeed 11/08/2016 at 15:32

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For the majority of the day this was the most read piece on BBC News, beating everything about the election.

LongbowMkII > AntiSpeed 11/08/2016 at 15:32

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I heard about this on NPR. I like to keep up with international events such as these.

For Sweden > LongbowMkII 11/08/2016 at 15:33

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We will sacrifice all of Finland to keep that from happening.

AntiSpeed > Leon711 11/08/2016 at 15:35

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To be fair most of the day today in the UK there really wasn’t any news coming from the election.

Nobody in the US is voting at 10am GMT, and Trump’s had his phone privileges taken away so he’s not going to be making any news.

Textured Soy Protein > AntiSpeed 11/08/2016 at 15:37

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CANADA BUILDS WALL

EUROPE LEAVES EUROPEAN UNION

not for canada - australian in disguise > MonkeePuzzle 11/08/2016 at 15:39

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Racist.

Leon711 > AntiSpeed 11/08/2016 at 15:39

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He’s such a dingleberry, Hillary less so. the best outcome is 4 more years of Obama so everyone else can sort their shit out.

66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > AntiSpeed 11/08/2016 at 15:39

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Looking at that shape literally disgusts me.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AntiSpeed 11/08/2016 at 15:43

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Agreed, this is a bigger offense than simply lowering the quantity (which is also what is does), but it’s a different candy altogether now. It’s like a Big Kat vs a Kit Kat. A Big Kat is not simply a bigger Kit Kat, as the wafer to chocolate ratio is now completely different.

yamahog > For Sweden 11/08/2016 at 15:45

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1. saying white chocolate is best chocolate

2. some poor soul agreeing??

WHAT IS THIS WASTELAND

For Sweden > yamahog 11/08/2016 at 15:46

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Don’t taste-splain to me -_-

CB > MonkeePuzzle 11/08/2016 at 15:47

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I used to respect you, y’know? White chocolate is a travesty.

yamahog > TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo 11/08/2016 at 15:48

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also the “spinal tap cucumber of chocolate bars”

LongbowMkII > For Sweden 11/08/2016 at 15:48

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nah, Finland is filled with rally drivers and sniper badasses. Russia wont bother. They like picking on soft nations with blue and yellow flags.

LongbowMkII > yamahog 11/08/2016 at 15:51

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Things I prefer dark and bitter:

1) Chocolate

2) Coffee

3) Souls

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > yamahog 11/08/2016 at 15:57

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Well, it *is* wrapped in foil inexplicably in both cases.

*ponders going through airport scanner with toblerones in pants*

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Leon711 11/08/2016 at 15:59

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I would even accept mitt Romney, GW, al Sharpton, or basically any president or top three candidate in the last 5 elections.

yamahog > For Sweden 11/08/2016 at 16:01

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ughhh you CJWs, there’s no such thing as taste-splaining. you just need to accept that your inferior taste buds can’t handle real chocolate  

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > yamahog 11/08/2016 at 16:08

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I like white chocolate as an alternative mix-things-up to normal chocolate, but these people are crazy.

LongbowMkII > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 11/08/2016 at 16:32

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TSA Agent: “Sir, we need to bring you out of line and have a word with you.”

“Go see a doctor.”

LongbowMkII > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 11/08/2016 at 16:33

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The chocolate ration has always been twenty grams.

MonkeePuzzle > CB 11/08/2016 at 17:49

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any respect was misplaced to start

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > For Sweden 11/08/2016 at 18:01

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facw > AntiSpeed 11/08/2016 at 18:54

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WTF? I mean make it more expensive of make it shorter. Consumers understand that stuff gets more expensive over time, or if they don’t they will forget the increase quickly. This just shows amazing contempt for their customers. 

benn454 > LongbowMkII 11/08/2016 at 21:09

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We’ve always been at war with Eastasia.

wafflesnfalafel > AntiSpeed 11/08/2016 at 21:51

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we need a congressional investigation!

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Leon711 12/11/2016 at 08:33

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“Dingleberry” is such a kind term. Hillary turned out to be one of the most unelectable POTUS candidates in American history. I am angry at the liberal leadership in the US for foisting her upon us.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/11/2016 at 08:33

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Oh, I don’t know; I’d say it’s pretty effective cost cutting if people don’t stop buying the chocolate.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/11/2016 at 08:34

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I’ve never eaten a Toberlone, but I think it would have been less of an affront if they’d shrunk the entire bar slightly and kept the same shape.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > MonkeePuzzle 12/11/2016 at 08:35

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Saying “white chocolate” is like saying “dehydrated water.”

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > yamahog 12/11/2016 at 08:36

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Saying “white chocolate” is like saying, “dehydrated water.”

MonkeePuzzle > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 12/11/2016 at 09:19

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yeah... its not very chocolate, but even with the disability of not even being chocolate it is still best chocolate

Leon711 > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 12/11/2016 at 11:08

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Dingleberry is my default polite insult, I can use it at work and people just laugh. Sadly, like here in the UK, there are more Dingleberries in the US than I thought.